Hey she's great
But she's kind of dumb
That's okay
We'll still have our fun
I said she's dumb
But i don't think
You'll get some
Oh trust me
I'll get more than some
Hey, pretty lady
Won't you come with me?
I've got a box
Full of magnums
And cheap hotel key
Yeah, this is
The first time for me
And i'm
A little bit nervous
But i'm oh so ready

This is sex girl
This is sex
Here's
Where everything begins
To get complex
And this is where i put
Your heart to the test
If you can handle me now
Then it's probably
For the best

And i'm crushing on you
You know how i do
I'm as serious
As a heart attack
Confidence is what i lack
As i'm crushing on you
You know how i do
I'm as serious
As a heart attack
Your heart's big enough
To break a back
Your heart's big enough
To break a back

You're competition
Is no competition for me
Those we're the words
She spoke so graciously
She's so witty
She's so cunning

She said
There goes your ego
Right out the window
You're such a divo
You think your so retro