Paging Dr. Feelgood
I think I'm having too much fun
Dolled up in a nurses skirt
Chewing bubblegum

Tell me that you want me
Take me to the ER
Put me on an IV
Lay me on a crash cart

Oh, Yes! Matron
I'm in love again
My operation went all wrong

Oh, Yes! Matron
Every now and then
Your occupation turns me on
and on...

Listen to my position
I'm really feeling kinda sick
But you can make me better
It only takes a little prick

Calculate my heart rate
Feel it getting faster
Up my daily intake
You're just what I'm after

Oh, Yes! Matron
I'm in love again
My operation went all wrong

Oh, Yes! Matron
Every now and then
Your occupation turns me on
and on...

Bandage my wounds and tie me down to the slab
I'm gonna be the best damn lover you've ever had
Treat me all night coz baby, I been feeling so bad

Oh, Yes! Matron
I'm in love again
My operation went all wrong

Oh, Yes! Matron
Every now and then
Your occupation turns me on
and on...