Am                     D
two foot long and your neck keeps growing
Am                     D
tenfoot tall round your head its snowing
Am                     D
twenty five grand and you work three hours
Am                     D
fifteen girls through a hole in your trousers

bridge

F             G
bigger better faster more
Am            D
your much more cooler than you were before
F             G
bigger better cooler than me
Am            D
you slayed ten dragons 'fore youve 'ad youe tea

chorus
F            Fm
for so long, for so long
                     Am              D
ive been telling you please moronica stay
F            Fm
for so long, for so long
                   Am               D
ive been askin you please moronica please
F            Em
for so long, for so long
                 Am        Bm
you listened to me

verse 2
youre much more attractive than Kathy pitkin
youve had more stiffings than rumplestilskin
you think youre cooler than all the roses
sniffing ajax up both your noses

bridge

Chorus

Am                           D
how could you forget your fame
Am                           D
how could you forget your fame
                     F
i been tellin you so long
             G
please dont go
Am
in my face
D
this will be the place

chorus

youve got more halos than simon templar
youve said more bettys than frankie spencer
your gun is bigger than captain scarlet
your face is covered in cheap mascara