Cmaj7                     Cmaj7
  I'm on the run from Maryland, my Mazda
             F                                          F
full of skeletons and I'll find a place, we'll all move in.
                       Cmaj7
Give it a year, do it again. Did I catch you at a bad time?
Cmaj7                                         F
  There's a Blood Moon out and not a cloud in sight
                                       F
but you said you weren't feeling right   and not much more.

[Pre-Chorus]
Cmaj7
Whisper a question, then make me ask it,
Cmaj7
you can be the case and I'll be the basket.
F
Five speed thoughts, but talking's automatic,
F*
you need a chaperone, I need a casket.

[Chorus]
Cmaj7
  You know I always love a ride in a hearse,
Cmaj7
  I'll sit in shotgun if I don't die first.
F
  Yeah, every time I try to talk to you
F
  I get like this, I get the graveyard blues.

[Verse 2]
Cmaj7
  I stop believing in the friend-zone,
Cmaj7
  I know some things about you that your closest friends don't.
F
Love to meet your parents, but I'd hate to go to Fresno,
F
looks like you're still going, I'm going to be a no-show.

[Pre-Chorus]
Cmaj7
Whisper a question, then make me ask it,
Cmaj7
you can be the case and I'll be the basket.
F
Five speed thoughts, but talking's automatic,
F*
you need a chaperone, I need a casket.

[Chorus]
Cmaj7
  You know I always love a ride in a hearse,
Cmaj7
  I'll sit in shotgun if I don't die first.
F
  Yeah, every time I try to talk to you
F
  I get like this, I get the graveyard blues.

[Pre-Chorus]
Cmaj7
Whisper a question, then make me ask it,
Cmaj7
you can be the case and I'll be the basket.
F
Five speed thoughts, but talking's automatic,
F
you need a chaperone, I need a casket.

[Outro]
Cmaj7 Cmaj7                      F
        On her birthday, she got Cassidy and I a guitar
                  F
and I notice, um,   she's feeling good about it.