Have you ever walked down the street and seen someone you like
To me that happens all the time
Have you ever walked down the street and got into a fight
To me it happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street and been right down on your luck
To me it happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street and been knocked down by a truck
To me that happened just one time

That's why they call me Chuck the truck
When I crossed the road I was out of luck
That's why they call me Chuck the truck
When they bury my body they can write on my gravestone
Here lies Chuck he was out of luck

Have you ever walked down the street with a shotgun to your head
To me it happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street and found out you were dead
To me that happened just one time

That's why they call me Chuck the duck
When the shotgun fired I was out of luck
That's why they call me Chuck the duck
When they bury my body they can write on my gravestone
Here lies Chuck he was out of luck

Have you ever walked down the street and wished you stayed in bed
To me that happens all the time
And have you ever walked down the street with a piano on your head
To me that happened just one time

That's why they call me Chuck no luck
When they bury my body they can write on my gravestone
Here lies Chuck he was out of luck