E7sus4....................[022200]
C/G.......................[332010]

BbMaj7....................[x1323x]
Bb6.......................[x1303x]
F/G.......................[3xx21x]
Fm6.......................[xx013x]




 C                  G/B
Here's one of the two of us
   Am F
In 1954 don't laugh
   C
I keep all of the pictures
         G
Are you going to take a photograph

C
                  Esus4    E
Here's something nice for you
   Am                  F
A dear old thing came to a show
 C/G
Last time here we did
         G
An interview on local radio


 Dm               Am
Make yourself at home my darling
 F      G
Come on in
 Dm                Am
Hand me down that jar love
      F            BbMaj7  Bb6  F/G  G
Can I offer you a gin


        C             G/B
We're proud to be the oldest
      Am           F
Ugly sisters in variety
         C/G
There's not the glamour now
              G
You see what happened to society

C
                 Esus4      E
There's another light bulb gone
      Am               F
They don't all answer to the switch
   C/G
I don't know how we carry on
     G
And her she couldn't care the bitch


    Dm             Am
But in a while the old boys
        F              G
In the band begin to play
    Dm              Am
And in a while the houselights
         F               BbMaj7  Bb6  F/G  G
And the curtains slide away


     C/G
And something's going to happen

To make your whole life better
       C/Bb                 F
Your whole life better one day
 C
Something's going to happen
               Esus4   E    Am
To make your whole    life better
       C/G       G
Your whole life better one day


| C G/B | Am F | C | G |
| C Esus4 E | Am F | C/G | G |
| Dm Am | F G | Dm Am | 2/4 F |
| BbMaj7  Bb6  | F/G G |


         C                G/B
Now the landlady's all squared away
      Am          F
It's just a temporary deal
       C
I'm afraid tonight it's take-away
     G
You see there is no evening meal
       C               Esus4 E        Am
Don't worry dear you shall go to the ball
             F
I think the fairy said
       C/G
These suitcases have seen it all
     G
From under someone else's bed


     Dm                  Am
You want to smile those tears away
 F              G
Now don't you cry
     Dm               Am
You want to know what I say
       F         BbMaj7  Bb6  F/G  G
I say never say die


      C/G
'Cos something's going to happen

To make your whole life better
       C/Bb                 F
Your whole life better one day
 C/G
Something's going to happen
               Esus4  E    Am
To make your whole   life better
       C/G       G
Your whole life better one day

      C/G
'Cos something's going to happen

To make your whole life better
       C/Bb                 F
Your whole life better one day
 C/G
Something's going to happen
               Esus4  E    Am     D7/Ab
To make your whole   life better
       C/G       G          C
Your whole life better one day