Intro: Dm Dm Dm Dm

Dm                   Bb A      A
Got your hand up all in my shirt
Dm              Bb A
And you know that it hurts
Em     A
Ball & chain
Em     A       A
My ball & chain

Dm                      Bb   A
Crossing the street you look so fine
Dm                          Bb A
Making up everything that's in my mind
Em     A
Ball & chain
Em     A      A
Ball & chain

D           A   D           A
You are the same with your balls & your chains

Dm                          Bb A
Bend me over the back of the carseat
Dm              Bb A
Take me down to Easy Street
Em     A
Ball & chain
Em     A     A
Ball & chain

D           A    D         A
You are the same with your balls & your chains
C      G
Oh yeah
G
Oh yeah

H                    Em
Why does this always happen?
H                    Em     E
Why does this always happen?
Em    A
Why?
Em    A
Why?
Em    A    A
Yeah

Dm                    Bb   A
Yeah, her tits were higher than mine
Dm                      Bb A
With a waist that is sugar-fine
Em                A
I heard she could read & write too
Em                            A         A
And she's getting a degree in Fucking U

D       A
Sexual Psychology
D           A
It's easier than philosophy
D           A
It's easier than chemistry
C       G       G
Where's my chemisty?

H                    Em
Why does this always happen?
H                     Em   E
Oh why does this always happen?
Em    A
Why?
Em    A
Why?
Em    A   A
Why?