Fast cars and explosions
Party hats and motion lotion
Let's go down to the ocean
And break out the tits and whiskey

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me
I am Ernie's rubber ducky
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me, kiss me
Let's break out the tits and whiskey

It has to be filthy
I'm ripe and I'm healthy
I wish I was wealthy
So fuck the rhythm and let's break out the tits and whiskey
'cause that shows we're anarchists

I'm all about right now
And everything I do is Fowl
So get out another motel towel
To wipe up the tits and whiskey