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[Verse 1]
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This song’s about the Tomato Vendetta, 
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and the tale of a man who let a
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Hate for tomatoes cause him strife,
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He lost his job, wife, home, car, kids, and life.

[Bridge 1]
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He’d go downtown to buy some groceries,
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He went because his family was hungry,
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He always bought red meat and potatoes
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But he wouldn’t touch those ugly tomatoes…

[Verse 2]
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He didn’t know why he hated tomatoes,
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They were just as ugly as far as ugly goes, 
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There in the store, when no-one was watchin’,
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He’d set melons on them and laugh at their squashin’.

[Bridge 2]
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One night after shopping and on his way home,
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His loathing for tomatoes cut to the bone,
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He just couldn’t stand the strain any more,
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He vowed to destroy the Tomato Horde.

[Verse 3]
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He turned around, and viciously hopin’
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The grocery stores would still be open,
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His eyes grew cold, for he was a man,
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Whose Moment of Truth lay close at hand.

[Bridge 3]
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All over town, in every store, 
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Tomatoes were hurt and spilled on the floor,
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Big melons, and turkeys, and large sacks of grits,
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Were dumped on their sections to mash them to bits.

[Verse 4]
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At the last store he finished his plan,
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But on his way out, a delivery van,
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Full of big ripe Tomatoes drove in and hit him,
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Tomato Vendetta had claimed its victim.

[Bridge 4]
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The incident of the Tomato Vendetta,
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Caused a sensation that was something that the
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Public could relish, and readily snatch-up,
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Popularly known as the tomato ketchup…