Modest Is Hottest

     C              Am
Dear daughter, it's me your father
             F             C
I think it’s time we had a talk
    C                       Am
The boys are coming 'round 'cause you’re beautiful
         F                 C
And it's all your mother's fault
              C              Am
And I've been trying hard to raise you up right
   F                        C
No drinking, no smoking, no swearing
         C               Am
But your old man's got a little more advice
        F
When it comes to the clothes that you're wearing

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[Chorus]
C         Am           F         C
Modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
     C           Am              F         C
Is a little more Amish, a little less Kardashian
         C                Am                    F             C
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
       C         Am          N.C.
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad


[Verse 2]
C               Am
 If I catch you doing dances on the TikTok
F          C
 In a crop top, so help me God
C                    Am
 You'll be grounded 'til the world stops
         F        C
I’m just kidding… no, I’m not


[Chorus]
       C         Am           F        C
'Cause modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
     C           Am              F         C
Is a little more Amish, a little less Kardashian
         C                Am                    F             C
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
       C         Am          F            C
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad


[Bridge]
        C       Am              F  C
All the parents be saying their prayers
               C          Am              F C
That all their girls they be wearing more layers
         C           Am                       F        C
Moms and dads ’round the world, yeah, they're on their knees
     C              Am             F            C
Lord make them more like Jesus and less like Cardi B
     F           C
No offense to Cardi B
                             N.C.
I'm sure she's a really nice girl and Jesus loves her but I just think…


[Chorus]
C         Am           F        C
Modest is hottest, the latest fashion trend
     C           Am                 F         C
Is a little more Amish and a little less Kardashian
         C                Am                    F             C
What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks
       C         Am          F            C
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad


[Tag]
         C                Am                    F             C
What the boys really love is a one-piece with a raincoat over that
       C         Am          F            C
Honey, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad
           C        Am          F            C
Trust me, modest is hottest, sincerely, your dad