Well, California
Never did it for you
And New York
It's not what they say
They got people on top, people below
Just fightin’ for a chance at a late night show
Yeah, you'll never get up, they won't let you in
Unless you’re ready to wear somebody else's skin, hey

It's like a game show
Get out of that hole
It's like a game show
Get out of that hole
It's like a game show, hey
It's like a game show

And on the crosswalk
You'll never hear the girls talk
About their parents
How much it cost
Girl in the long white coat, she got 300K
And all the time in the world to tap her phone all day
And all they ever want to know is: What do you do?
Which is another way of asking if they're better than you, hey

It’s like a game show
Get out of that hole
It’s like a game show
Get out of that hole
You gotta say no, hey
It's like a game show

And all the husbands
Take a train across the Hudson
It’s a dime a dozen
Forgot a one night stand
And at 3AM, they go back across
And wake up in the morning as a daytime boss
But it's all in good fun, the reminder of rules
Of when everybody says: I gotta get me one of those, hey

It's like a game show
Get out of that hole
It's like a game show
Get out of that hole
It’s like a game show
Get out of that hole
It's like a game show