Here is a tale of a man and his member
But there are some factors that you must remember
John bobbit's wife thought he'd treated her wrong
So john woke one night and he found his dick gone

With a quick snip; it was done in a tick
When john bobbit's wife, she cut of his dick...
She got in her car and then drove away quick
She wound down the window then his dick she did flick

John bobbit - you lost it...
John bobbit - she chopped it...
John bobbit - you lost it...
John bobbit - she chopped it!

Here is a tale of a dismembered member
A tale that it's owner will always remember
'cause john wet the bed on that terrible night
And the blood on the sheets was a memorable sight

When john bobbit's wife took a knife to his snake
She had no idea of the money he'd make...
With his schlong sewed back on, he can bob it once more
The porno actor who's movie i saw...