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Oh, eat your animal crackers 
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'Cause my mother told me so long ago
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"If you eat your animal crackers
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The children in Europe won't starve anymore"
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Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha
 
 
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Oh, once I went on a diet
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A carbohydrate diet ain't nice
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'Cause you can't eat animal crackers
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So, I'm gonna stay a fatty for all of my life
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha, ah ha ha ha
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But, some people think that fatties are nice, yeah
 
 
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I love eating ice cream
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Chocolate, vanilla and butter pecan
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But I best love animal crackers
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'Cause I love helping my fellow man
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Yeah, I really do
 
 
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Did you ever hear of Alice's restaurant?
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I eat at Alice's restaurant year after year
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She makes an animal cracker pizza, ha
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And she gives animal crackers out free with the beer
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Oh, let's give Alice a great big cheer
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She knows the age of the animal cracker is here
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Ah, animal crackers are in this year
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Ah ha ha ha-a
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Oh, fa la la la laa, la la la laaa