It's a very special kind of life
No one's really quite sure about their situation
It's a very funny kind of life
The only thing we're positive about is the duration
Now they are standing right before you
How they were here before you

He's a very special kind of guy
When he crosses the street he looks in both directions
He's a very special kind of guy
And you're always wondering if he's lost his senses
She's a very special kind of girl
And her mother's recipes have made a good thing famous
She's a very special kind of girl
And she's always up in arms if he's late for breakfast
Now they are standing right before you
How they were here before you

He's a very special kind of guy
When you hear him on the air you think he's lost his section
She's a special special kind of girl
When you see her in the street you want to raise objection
Now they are standing right before you
How they were here before you

It's a very special kind of life
No one's really knows the truth about the situation
It's a very funny kind of life
The only thing we're positive about is the duration