I'm not f****n you
Less i'm drunk as you
That'd be my excuse
I can tell my crew
Cuz the bodies right but the face is wrong
So they gon clown on me all night long

So i take a shot, take another shot
Never drink enough till the face is hot
Till i can't no more (system overload)
Sayin baby let me take you home

I'm not f****n you
Less i'm drunk as you
See i want a ten but you're just a two
So lets keep it low, keep a secret code so everybody else don't have to know..

That i'm f***ed up now, i'm f***ed up now
I said i'm f***ed up now, i'm f***ed up now
She don't look ugly now cuz i'm f***ed up now
That might sound f***ed up now o well

I'm not f****n you
Less i'm drunk as you
That way i'll know why i woke up with you
Need to find a girl that'll do me here
Ain't performin night, got no groupies here
Cuz i ain't famous yet, but i will be soon
If you come with me then you will be too
How many songs do i need before i finally get hoes? who knows
Who knows

I'm not f****n you less i'm drunk as you
Mr. bartender better bring us two
And keep my glass full, to the tipy top,
Till this girl right here, looks like megan fox

Yeah i'm f***ed up now, i'm f***ed up now
I said i'm f***ed up now, i'm f***ed up now
She don't look ugly now cuz i'm f***ed up now
That might sound f***ed up now.
O well

And keep my auto tune on, my auto tune on
Keep my auto tune on, my auto tune on
Don't turn that s**t off cuz i sound like s**t
Don't turn that s**t off.. man what'd i just say? damn.