F Am G C     2x
         


[Verse 1]

   F         Am       G      C
I wish you smelled a little funny 
F         Am     G     C
Not just funny really bad 
F         Am        G        C
We could roam the streets forever 
F          Am        G         C
Just like cats but we'd never stray 


     F Am G C    2x      (If you like to)


[Verse 2]

    F         Am       G      C
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
F        Am               G      C
I could raise you in the tub at home 
F         Am     G       C
We could take a swim together 
     F      Am     G      C
On weekly daytrips to the bay 


[Refrain]

F     Am            G       C
Oooo oooooh,        you and me
   F        Am      G       C 
It would be only    you and me 
F     Am            G       C
Oooo oooooh,        you and me
   F        Am      G       C 
It would be only    you and me 


         F    Am    G    C

You and Me     --      --             2x


[Verse 3]

   F        Am      G      C
I wish you were a little bigger 
F        Am       G     C
Not just big but really fat 
F         Am        G           C
Doors you would no longer fit through 
F     Am       G             C
In my bed you would have to stay 


[Verse 4]

   F     Am        G         C 
I often wish that you had feathers 
F            Am    G     C
I'd keep you in a giant cage
F        Am       G       C
All day long I'd sit and watch you 
F         Am          G          C
And sing for you if it would be okay 


[Refrain]

F     Am            G       C
Oooo oooooh,        you and me
   F        Am      G      C 
It would be only    you and me 
F     Am            G       C
Oooo oooooh,        you and me
   F        Am      G      C 
It would be only    you and me 


         F    Am    G    C

You and Me     --      --             2x


[Bridge]

Em      Am
People say 
           F         G
There are plenty of fish 

Em     Am
In the sea 
       F           G
Baby, all I do is wish 

- I wish, I wish I -


[Verse 5]

  F         Am      G      C
I wish you were a little slower 
F         Am            G     C
Not just slow but p-p-p-p paralyzed 
     F        Am       G      C
That I could plug you into a socket 
    F         Am    G    C
So you could never run away 


[Verse 6]

    F     Am        G         C
I really wish that you were smaller 
F         Am        G             C
Not just small but really really short 
F          Am      G       C
So I could put you in my pocket 
      F   Am    G         C
And carry you around all day 


[Refrain]

F     Am            G       C
Oooo oooooh,        you and me
   F        Am      G      C 
It would be only    you and me 
F     Am            G       C
Oooo oooooh,        you and me
   F        Am      G      C 
It would be only    you and me 


         F    Am    G    C