Intro: G  E7  A  D G

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You spend your twenties feeling that you're walking on the ceiling 
        A                 D         G
And you party like you're eight feet tall
        G                                 E7
You say working's for the birds, chasing dreams and miniskirts, 
     A          D           G
From here, everything seems small

G                                 E7
Then thirties come around and you finally feel the ground
        A          D         G
Look around and maybe start planning 
             G                               E7
For what the future holds and though you're far from old
        A                D         G    
You moisturize and spend less time tanning

       C
You're hanging over but you're hanging in, 
        G                           E7
You're starting to look like all of your friends
    A
Conversations turning from rock and roll 
   D        G                     D
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
    G                            E7
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs, 
        A                 D         G
You got places that you can't even itch
        G                                      E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it, 
       A      D    G
'cause gravity's a bitch

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G                            E7
Forty's kinda boring and you spend your time ignoring 
    A                D        G    
The things you don't see so clear
     G                                E7 
Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on your ass, 
            A                 D         G
You wonder how the hell'd it get down here

       G                            E7
You're happy in your fifties though things are kind of shifty, 
    A           D            G  
At sixty you'll find peace of mind
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Go to bed at eight o'clock, and comb your hair if you've still got it, 
              A             D      G  
'cause you're almost at the finish line

       C
You're hanging over but you're hanging in, 
        G                           E7
You're starting to look like all of your friends
    A
Conversations turning from rock and roll 
   D        G                     D
To kids and politics and how much money you owe
    G                            E7
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs, 
        A                 D         G
You got places that you can't even itch
        G                                      E7
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it, 
       A      D    G
'cause gravity's a bitch
      A      D    G
Yeah, gravity's a bitch,
                             A      D    G 
I'm here to tell you, gravity is a bitch