C
They don't have rhinestone ball and chains
      Am
Lunch trays don't come with Chardonnay
    F                                   C
The bars there ain't got boys to buy us drinks
     C
We'd stick out like two bottled blondes
  Am
I must admit it don't sound fun
    F                                  C
For fifteen girls to have to share one sink


[Pre-Chorus]
   G
He cheated, he's a villain
        G    N.C.
And you know I'd help you kill him


[Chorus]
          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison
F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
    C
And I don't want to talk about
    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison


[Verse 2]
C
Antifreeze and Gatorade
Am
Arsenic in his lemonade
      F
Takes just one snip to bleed his brakes
       C     N.C.
But we ain't gonna do it (She ain't gonna do it)
      C
Yeah, we've been watching too much TV
Am
You ain't Thelma, I ain't Louise
    F
But if we ask 'em they'd both agree
          C
We should put him through it (Don't put him through it)


[Pre-Chorus]
   G
He cheated, he's a villain
         G    N.C.
So let’s hire somebody to kill him


[Chorus]
          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison
F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin'
    C
And I don't want to talk about
    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison


[Break]
            C
La de da da da (La de da da da)
            Am
La de da da da (La de da da da)
             F                        C
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da


[Bridge]
          G
Well, the state won't pay for lash extensions
   G
No Sun Tan City, not to mention
     G
That lack of waxing situation
    G
Oh, no


[Chorus]
          C                  Am
But we're way too pretty for prison
F                           C
Hard time ain't our kind of livin', no
    C
And I don't want to talk about
    Am
The way those jumpsuits wash us out
      F                  C
We're way too pretty for prison


[Outro]
            C
La de da da da (La de da da da)
            Am
La de da da da (La de da da da)
             F                        C
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da
            C
La de da da da
            Am
La de da da da
             F                        C
La de da da, la de da da, la de da da da