Intro: C  F  x2

C
If your mind's as cluttered as your kitchen sink
C
If your heart's as empty as your diesel tank
            F
If all your white t-shirts have stains
          C
If you've got some guts and got some ink
     G    F             C
Well then, we should be friends

       C
If you borrow dresses like you borrow time
       C
If you dream all day and drink all night
          F
If you're looking for love but willing to fight
     C
Over men and momma's and Miller Lite
     G    F             C
Well then, we should be friends

        F                   
I don't know you well but I know that look
          C
And I can judge the cover 'cause I read the book
   F                C
On losing sleep and gaining weight
   Dm                 F     G
On pain and shame and crazy trains

       C
If you paint your nails while you cut your loss
       C
If you like acting like you're the boss
   F
If everything your daddy says
   C
Is something you can put stock in
     G    F             C
Well then, we should be friends

C  Am  F   C    G   F   C

        F                  (Am)
I don't know you well but I know that look
          C
And I can judge the cover 'cause I wrote the book
   F                C
On losing sleep and gaining weight
   Dm                 F     G
On pain and shame and crazy trains

One, two, three..

           C
If you use alcohol as a sedative
    C
And bless your heart as a negative
      F
If you ride your white horse like the wind
   C
If what you see is what you get
     G        F             C            F      C
Well then, oh, we should be friends
(Alright)


     G        F             C
Well then, oh, we should be friends
     G        F             C
Well then, oh, we can be friends