Old Mans Relationship Blues

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I've spent all my life wandering around for that certain someone
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Said a man to me who looked old and wise Think he was age 101
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He said I've been round the block a time or two
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And I've learned women are just no good for you
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And there's no way to keep your glory
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cause in the end it's just the same old story

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boy meets girl
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girl meets boy
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girl tries to play him like he's her toy
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boy kicks girl out and finds another
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Girl takes a shot at boy
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and boy files restraining order
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oh no
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oh no


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He said let me tell you my story it's set long ago
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I was trippin' on this one girl but little did I know
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That she was gonna' play me for everything I had
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And now just the thought of her makes me so damn sad
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She slept around on me with the high school football team
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and as soon as I got her outta' my head I met this girl like a dream
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and then the bitch got jelouse and tried to make me see
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that if I didn't take her back she was gonna' kill me
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I just ignored her and how was I to see
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that ho would come to my door with a gun and take a shot at me
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And then there was just no way to keep my glory
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and in the end it's just the same old story


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Then the old man said with a tear in his eye
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and told my self I wouldn't do this I said I wouldn't cry
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But I still see that psycho every now and then
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Just last week I visited her at the California state pen
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She's doin' real good she said she made friends on the outside
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and that If I was a wise man I'd go run and hide
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cause she's got every ex convict in all of Cali
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lookin' for my shriveled old ass yeah they're out to kill me