C
one click on a video can change your life
        F
when a guy named dan stumbles in with a “hi”
      Am
or a guy named phil in black and white

        G
either way it can change your life overnight
  C
llamas, lions, glabella’s too, things
 F
that used to mean nothing to you
Am
now your life’s a joke and you’re going broke
           G
and danandphilshop’s taking money from you

 C
all these things that once meant nothing
     F
now are your world and mean everything
     Am
you know their voices by memory
         G
and it kinda scares your family
                  C
welcome to the phandom we can suck you in
          F
with a couple of jokes and a couple of vids
         Am
you’ll slowly start to lose your mind
    G
but so is everyone else so it’s fine
    C
whiskering up your face in tears
        F
for a video that only comes once a year
          Am
getting hooked on anime thanks to dan
           G
cause he stole your heart and with it he ran
          C
you’re getting high off of the sharpie fumes
            F
and your starting to wonder what they’ve done to you
         Am
you’re buying things that you don’t really need
         G
like a llama hat and tatinof tix for VIP
                      C
you’re part of the phandom


[interlude]
F Am G


        C
phil’s been around since 2000 and 6
        F
and he gave dan some editing tips
             Am
now they’ve got tons of subs and run the world
          G
and the minds of millions of girls
      C
but you’re not here just because they’re cute
        F
you’re here because they understand you
       Am
your awkward habits they’ve got them too
            G
and that’s why they mean so much to you
 C
all these things you didn’t understand
 D
now you’re calling them your dads
     Am
it freaks out friends and your parents too
                  G
so you ask the internet support group what to do

[speak this like a regular person]
because they’re threatening to put you in counseling because they think you’re crazy. please help, dan?

[slow g chord]
                  C
welcome to the phandom we’ve got lots of things
         F
like a stress mushroom and dan the meme king
    Am
we spend too much time on youtube
         G
to the point where time means nothing to you
     C
you cry too much about stupid things
          F
like the way dan and phil sound when they sing
      Am
it’s not too great, and kinda off key
          G
but it’s HSM’s breaking free
        C        F
we’re soaring, flying,
Am                       G
there’s not a star in heaven
                C
that we can’t reach

baby can’t you see
F
  i’m calling
Am                 F
   a guy like you     should wear a warning
   C*                       F*
somebody once told me the world i’d gonna roll me
   Am*                            G*
i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

                  C      F     Am    G
welcome to the phandom
                  C      F     Am    G
welcome to the phandom