Well, I'd rather be a pirate on Scabb...
Than a scab on a pirate.
And if you'll listen to me gab,
I'll tell you why I admire it.

Oh, the people aren't too friendly,
And the weather's not the best.

The lodging's too expensive,
And Largo's quite a pest.

But the thing I like about Scabb
Is what is hasn't got:
No mayor or police force
And no jail in which to rot