Magpie, porkpie, don't eat that
Buzzard's gizzard, don't eat that

Frog in your stomach the size of a fist
Don't look away in case you miss
Bright blue fishes in the sea
Swimming backwards for you and me

Licorice eels light up the night
Glowing, a-glowing, a-glowing bright

Nighty night boat of chitterling gravy
Big bear stretches, signs up with the Navy
Honey-ham cub raised on white bread
Mama knew he'd be strong with what she'd fed

Old eagle eye picked up his prey
Didn't know lady bird was in the way
He brought home the bacon she fried in the pan
He never let her forget he was the man

Always got your godly albii
Dolphin says he can't see why
Hey, tar baby, I can't show you how
Big ol' rabbit's got you now
Big ol' rabbit's got you now
Big ol' rabbit's got you now