King Leer

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Intro:    A    F#m

     Bm
Your boyfriend, he
      E
Went down on one knee
    A
Well, could it be
     F#m
He's only got one knee ?
   Bm
I tried to surprise you
      E
With Vodka - or Tizer
A
  I can't quite quite remember
    F#m
But you didn't thank me
D                E
You didn't even thank me
Because you never do


A    F#m (repeat)


     Bm
Your boyfriend, he
         E
Has the gift of the gab
 A
Or, could it be
    F#m
The gift of the grab ?
  Bm
I tried to surprise you
  E
I lay down beside you
 A
And ... nothing much happened
    F#m
And you didn't phone me
D                 E
You didn't even phone me

Because it's not your style



A   F#m


     Bm
Your boyfriend, he
       E
Has displayed to me
 A
More than just a
 F#m
Real hint of cruelty
  Bm
I tried to surprise you
  E
I crept up behind you
        A
With a homeless chihuahua
     F#m
You "coo"-ed for an hour
     D
You handed him back and said :
          E                 A  F#m  A
"You'll never guess - I'm bored now"