G#m
All my makeup
F#m
It has washed off
E
I need a touch up
G#m                  F#m
Mascara all up in my eyes
         E                        G#m
Chemical hair dyes and highlights
            F#m
Higher than my lights
            E
Higher than highlights

My makeup
                 G#m
It has washed off


[Chorus]
         B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up


[Verse 2]
                  G#m
I need a makeover dream, exfoliant cream
          F#m
Irons and proteins, for my size
                E
Cucumbers on my eyes

Tenderize my thighs
         G#m
Film and foam
           F#m
Tanner for skin tone
        E
Nuclear bath bomb
E
My makeup (my makeup)
E
Has washed off (has washed off)


[Chorus]
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B          G
I need a touch up
              G#m
Need a nip and a tuck
                   E
Need to be cropped and cut
         B
I need a touch up
         G
I need a haircut
             G#m
Need a shave and a pluck

To help me get me fucked

[Verse 3]
                   G#m
I am a, a makeover queen

Swan out of duckling
                      F#m
Ugly duckling, you're drowning
          E
In makeup (in makeup)
          E
My makeup (my makeup)
                E7 (strum repeatedly into break)
Has washed off

[Instrumental Break}

G#m E E7 x2

[Bridge]

I forget that I can remember when
N.C.
I was young, climbing up fences
B
Scraping my knees, dirt on my cheeks
        A#       B
Not one makeover queen bone in me
E
I recall the doorbell was ringing and
N.C.                           A
There were Avon ladies singing wholesale
E
Wholesale


[Chorus]
G#m
All my makeup
E
It has washed off
E
It has washed off
E
It has washed off

B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up
B
I need a touch up

[Outro]

I need a
N.C.
Touch up
      A#
Yeah, I need a, I need a
A
Touch up
      E
Yeah, give me the, give me the
B
Touch up
      A#m
Yeah, I need a, I need a
Am
Touch up
      E
Yeah, give me the, give me the
N.C.
Touch up


      A#        G#
Yeah, I need a, I need a

Touch up, a touch up

Too much touch up touches me up
                     E (end with strum on E)
Too much touch up, I