G           G     G              G
  Larger than life, sharper than a knife
       C     G       D    D
  Ever ready for the time
  G         G          G          G
  Slick and smooth I'm bound to improve
       C           G             D    D
  Your mood and to make you feel fine
  D            D        D         D
  Reach for me now, I'm ready and how
G            C           G    G
  I'm really starting to buzz
       D       D            D           D
  Your feeling comes as I'm starting to hum
        G          C            G    G
  I can do it like nothing else does


[Verse 2]
         G      G          G    G
  You're never alone while I'm around
          C        G     D  D
  You can always rely on me
  G        G          G          G
  I'm your friend, my love won't bend
      C          G     D   D
  And that I can guarantee
  D            D        D       D
  Straight and true and all for you
  G      C        G      G
  I'm so eager to please
  D          D           D        D
  Stick with me and I'll keep you free
G          C       G     G
  From any nasty disease


[Chorus]
             A     A    A      A
  'cos I'm a Vi-vi-vi-vibrator
  C           G        D     D
  Pleased and ready to start
  A     A    A      A
  Vi-vi-vi-vibrator
         C         G     D
  With a powerpack for a heart


[Verse 3]
  G        G       G        G
  Check my heart before you start
          C     G       D    D
  I don't wanna blow no fuse
      G    G      G        G
  New battery, is that for me?
         C               G      D   D
  That's something I can really use
  D     D         D       D
  Power surges, I get the urge
        G       C    G     G
  To do my legendary thing
      D             D          D       D
  The stars in your eyes don't tell no lies
    G                   C           G    G
  I know your bells are starting to ring


[Chorus]
             A     A    A      A
  'cos I'm a Vi-vi-vi-vibrator
  C           G        D     D
  Pleased and ready to start
  A     A    A      A
  Vi-vi-vi-vibrator
         C         G     D
  With a powerpack for a heart


[Bridge]
D D D D
  D       D
Vibrator!
  D       D
Vibrator!


[Verse 4]
  G           G     G           G
  Wasn't that good, wasn't that nice?
      C            G         D    D
  Now see, we get along real fine
    G      G       G       G
  I knew I was the boy for you
           C            G      D    D
  When you came for the second time
  D        D   D       D
  Clean me up, put me away
         G        C        G    G
  Ah you know you need the rest
  D       D         D        D
  I'll be here when next you need me
       G          C          G    G
  I've never ever failed the test


[Chorus]
             A     A    A      A
  'cos I'm a Vi-vi-vi-vibrator
  C           G        D     D
  Pleased and ready to start
  A     A    A      A
  Vi-vi-vi-vibrator
         C         G     D     D
  With a powerpack for a heart
  A           A       A      A
  Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator
  C           G        D     D
  Pleased and ready to start
  A           A       A      A
  Vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vi-vibrator
           C          G          D
  And I'll never ever break your heart