| Em | Em F#m7 | Bm | Em F#m7 | Bm |
| Em F#m7 | Bm | Em F#m7 | Bm | Em F#m7 |

[Verse 1]
Bm                      Em               F#m7 Bm
You got me horny in the morning then you know
                          Em             F#m7 Bm
I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
                             Em          F#m7       Bm
I sent a message through the internet so it detects you
                       Em               F#m7 Bm
I wrote a letter and I send it with the post
                      Em               F#m7          Bm
The post takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
                      Em               F#m7       Bm
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby
                        Em                  F#m7      Bm
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
                            Em        F#m7     Bm
My heart is ringing, so I'm singing a song for you

[Chorus]
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7 Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 2]
                               Em              F#m7 Bm
I search from town to town but I can't find my babe
                          Em            F#m7   Bm
I got so desperate that I sent it right to the moon
                         Em                F#m7        Bm
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
                              Em        F#m7        Bm
But it was a man from nowhere land that looked like you
Bm
I will keep searching on, this feeling's much to strong
Bm
My heart is ringing, and I'm singing a song for you

[Chorus]
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7 Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7 Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
    Em            F#m7       Bm  Em F#m7
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Instrumental]
| Bm | Em F#m7 |
| Bm | Em F#m7 |
| Bm | Em F#m7 |
| Bm | Em F#m7 |

[Verse 3]
Bm
The post takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
Bm
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby
Bm
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
                            Em        F#m7       Bm
My heart is ringing, so I'm singing a song for you

[Chorus]
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7 Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7 Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
    Em            F#m7       Bm  Em F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Outro]
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny