Horny 98

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[Verse 1]
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You got me horny in the morning then you know
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I tried to call you but I can't find the telephone
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I sent a message through the internet so it detects you
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I wrote a letter and I send it with the post
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The post takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
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To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby
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And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
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My heart is ringing, so I'm singing a song for you

[Chorus]
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
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So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
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I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
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So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 2]
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I search from town to town but I can't find my babe
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I got so desperate that I sent it right to the moon
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In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
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But it was a man from nowhere land that looked like you
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I will keep searching on, this feeling's much to strong
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My heart is ringing, and I'm singing a song for you

[Chorus]
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
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So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
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I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7 Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
    Em            F#m7       Bm  Em F#m7
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
Bm
The post takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
Bm
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby
Bm
And I can't wait for you and the things you make me do
                            Em        F#m7       Bm
My heart is ringing, so I'm singing a song for you

[Chorus]
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7 Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7 Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny
           Em            F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7       Bm
So horny, I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
    Em            F#m7       Bm  Em F#m7 Bm
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Outro]
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
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Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
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Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
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Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
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Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
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Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
              Em            F#m7  Bm
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny