Why don't you shave your legs cause a little hair can make a lot of difference much more than whatever you're trying to prove I know you've got your pride and I know you think it makes a statement and you've got a right to be just as ugly as you want to be beauty is only skin deep and everybody's
beautiful underneath I believe in that but let's not push it if you won't do it for me do it for our love for planet earth and the little children do it for peace and humanity and do it for the United States of America and baby if you'll only shave your legs the world will be a better place for you for me and for America. God Bless America.