Riff for intro - repeat and let all string ring
E|----0------|
B|--6---6----|
G|--------7--|
D|-----------|
A|-----------|
E|-----------|

Dm = x57765
Em = x79987
Gm = x-10-12-12-11-10



[Verse 1]
Dm                                        Em                                     Gm
So I said to this big swarthy looking guy "Man, I never tried to steal your woman...Because of your bigness
         Dm                                   Em                        Gm
It would never have entered my mind, Look, so there's no hard feelings, How bout if I buy you a malt
Dm                                            Em                   Gm
liquor, or some lottery tickets or something. Say what?            Nah
Dm                                           Em                    F
No, I don't want to step outside" a-hyuck hyuck hyuck...


[Chorus]
A  E       A  E     A  E      A
     Yo!        Yo!      Yo!      Once again
A  E       A  E     A  E      A
     Yo!        Yo!      Yo!      Once again


[Verse 2]
Dm                                 Em                          Gm
"No, I didn't call you assface you must have misunderstood me      First of all,
Dm                           Em                     Gm
Fail!      ...ha ha ha    No way, dude!"                So now this guy's ready to
Dm                                      Em          Gm
really kick my ass, right?   Like I'm outta there.       I find this guy's car
  Dm                                                    Em                       F
I whip out my pocketknife and totally trash his vinyl,  God you shoulda seen it


[Chorus]
A  E       A  E     A  E      A
     Yo!        Yo!      Yo!      Once again
A  E       A  E     A  E      A
     Yo!        Yo!      Yo!      Once again
D  A       D  A     D  B      E


[Break]
A       G   E
A       G   E
OOooooooooooohhhhhhh


[Outro]
A            G     E
Waah ho  wah ho ho ho ho
A            G     E
Waah ho  wah ho ho ho ho
A            G     E
Ahh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
A            G     E
Ahh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho


A            G     E
Waah ho  wah ho ho ho ho
A            G     E
Waah ho  wah ho ho ho ho
A            G     E
Ahh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
A            G     E
Ahh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho


A            G     E
Waah ho  wah ho ho ho ho
D           C#  E      A
Ho   ho-oh  ho  ho