"I'm just doing nothing, I'm wasting my time"
That's what my mom and my dad keep saying to me
They don't understand why, I'm awake 'till this time
Trying some melodies, thinkin' up
Doin' this right

Chorus:

You're now 18 but it looks like you're 15
It seems your brain gets smaller as you grow
And all my friends can't stop saying
"Man you should stop masturbating"
I should not think about sex all day long

I got up with the wrong foot
Today I'm in hell
So why can't they stop complaining, give me a break

I'll try to ignore them
They don't know who I am
'Cause I refuse to get in line, I wanna lead my life
That's right

Chorus:

You're now 18 but it looks like you're 15
It seems your brain gets smaller as you grow
And all my friends don't stop saying
"Man you should stop masturbating"
I should not think about sex all day long