G                  G
E|-------------------------------------|
B|-0----0-3p0--0-0----0----0-3p0--0-0--|
G|-0--0--------2-0----0--0--------2-0--|
D|-------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------|
E|-3~-----------------3~---------------|


[Verse 1]

G                   D
I'm good at wasting time
                        Em
I think lyrics need to rhyme

And you're not asking
        C
But I'm trying to grow a mustache
       G                        D
I eat cheese, but only on pizza, please
                   Em
or sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
     C
Otherwise it smells like feet to me

     Am                           G/B
And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
       A                        C        D
And I love you when you say my na-a-a-a-ame


[Chorus]

G 
If you wanna know here it goes
                         D  
gonna tell you there's a part of me

that shows if we're close
                  Em
Gonna let you see everything
      C
But remember that you asked for it
     G
I'll try to do my best to impress
                   D
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
                        Em                       C
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart

Well, you asked for it,
    Am
for your perusing?
    G/B
At times confusing, 
    C
slightly amusing
D
Introducing me

G
  Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
D
  Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
Em
La da la da
C                        G N.C.
La da la da la da la da, da


[Verse 2]

  G                              D
I never trust a dog to watch my food
                               Em
And I like to use to the word "dude"
                   C
As a noun, or an adverb, or an adjective
       G                             D
And I -  I've never really been into cars
                      Em
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
      C
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

Am                    G/B
  I love the sound of violins
     A               C        D
And making someone smi-i-i-i-ile


[Chorus]

G 
If you wanna know here it goes
                         D  
gonna tell you there's a part of me

that shows if we're close
                  Em
Gonna let you see everything
      C
But remember that you asked for it
     G
I'll try to do my best to impress
                   D
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
                        Em                       C
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart

Well, you asked for it,
    Am
for your perusing?
    G/B
At times confusing, 
  C
possibly amusing
D
Introducing me

Em                                      C
  Well, you probably know more than you ever wanted to
       A                        C         D 
So be careful when you ask next ti-i-i-i-ime


[Chorus]

    G N.C.
So, If you wanna know here it goes
                         D N.C.  
gonna tell you there's a part of me

that shows if we're close
                  Em N.C.
Gonna let you see everything
      C N.C.
But remember that you asked for it
     G
I'll try to do my best to impress
                   D
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
                        Em                       C
But you wanna hear what lives in my brain and my heart

Well, you asked for it,
    Am
for your perusing?
    G/B
At times confusing, 
    C
hopefully amusing
D
Introducing me 


[Outro]

G
  Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
D
  Doo doo, doo doo doo doo do
Em
Do do do doo
C Em D  Am  G                        
Introducing me