Intro: C#m G#m

Verse 1:
      C#m
You must be blind
you're blind you're blind 
        G#m
Or maybe I'm unkind 
unkind unkind
You're the rich boy
     C#m
from my town 
my town my town 
But that can't
    G#m
win me round me round
me round 

                E
Oh you and all your people
        B
You think I like you 'cause
  G#m
you   bought me a drink
E           B
  But I'm just short of
     F#    F#
cash and able to wink

Chorus 1:
  B
Excuse me Mr C
       E
Who you tryna kid?
I'll take the drink
  F#
but if you think
B
  You're coming home
with me 
       E
Who you tryna kid? 
Oh you're so vain
  F#
When you're under-

Verse 2:
   C#m
the lights the 
lights you're alright
           G#m
But conversation's dry
you're dry you're dry
Just trying to boast
       C#m
about your parents' house in the south of
France 
And I'm laughing at the way you dance
    G#m
You're gone you're gone you're gone

                E
Oh you and all your people
I've come to the 
      G#m
conclusion   you're quite
   E
fit 
       B
But I'm under no
       F#     F#
illusion you're a dick


Chorus 2:
  B
Excuse me Mr C
       E
Who you tryna kid?
I'll take the drink
  F#
but if you think
B
  You're coming home
with me 
       E
Who you tryna kid? 
Oh you're so vain
  F#
our company but-


Bridge:
 C#m
-I, I never meant to 
          G#m
hurt or make you cry
       C#m
Your mom's outside
she's waiting for
          F#
you in her new X5
I'm sure she'll
      F#
dry those eyes


Chorus 3:
   B
Excuse me Mr C
       E
Who you tryna kid?
I'll take the drink
  F#
but if you think
B
  You're coming home
with me 
       E
Who you tryna kid? 
Oh you're so vain (I can't believe it)   2x
  B
Excuse me Mr C (excuse me Mr C)
             E           F#
Excuse me Mr C (one more Champagne please)
             B
Excuse me Mr C (and a strawberry Daquiri)
             E           F# B
Excuse me Mr C