B7                    E7
Teenage angst has paid  off well,
 F#                  E
Now I'm bored and old
B7                  E7
Self-appointed judges judge
 F#                   E 
More than they have sold
 B7                  E7
If she floats than she is not
  F#                   E 
A witch like we had thought
B7               E7
A down payment on  another
 F#               E 
One at Salem's lot
  
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants
       F#5            G4              E5
That legendary divorce     is such a bore
  
B7               E7
As my bones grew they did hurt,
 F#                 E 
They hurt really bad
B7                  E7
I tried hard to have  a father
          F#           E 
But instead I had a dad
B7                E7
I just want you to  know that I
 F#                  E 
Don't hate you anymore
B7               E7
No, There is nothing I could say
          F#                 E 
That I haven't thought before
  
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants
       F#5            G4              E 
That legendary divorce     is such a bore
 
[Solo] B7  E7  F#  E
       B7  E7  F#  E
       B7  E7  F#  E
       B7  E7  F#  E
 
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants, oh no
A5               C#5
  Serve the Servants
       F#5            G4              E5.
That legendary divorce     is such a bore