Two skaters on an icecream floor
And one of them fell on the ground
This is what she has been waiting for
Till one of them fell down

Your sister in Canada
Is sending a gun and one pair of skates
The gun is not real, the shoes are too large
You load it and wait

Two skaters on an icecream floor
And one of them fell on the ground
This is what she has been waiting for
Till one of them fell down

Your sister in brown shoes
Is walking down the street as it begins to snow

Your sister in Montreal
Is sending an LP of the Velvet Underground
We're steaming the walls of your brothers old room
Peel slowly and listen

Two skaters on an icecream floor
And one of them fell on the ground