I Have a Friend
who likes his neighbour
But what you don't know
Is how his neighbour looks like

She´s fat
Small
Big Ass
A little Monster

I saw her taking a shower
And I fell down
My god,what I did
To deserve something like this

I need to help him
His taste for women sucks
And i don't know what to do
But that neighbour is from hell

I dreamt about my friend's neighbour
It wasn't a dream
It was a nightmare
And i woke up screaming

I need to help him
His taste for women sucks
And i dont know what to do
That neighbour is from hell

God,she really sucks
I never think this about him
But he's a stupid guy
And she's a Monster