C            Em             Am F
  I take her down to the aquarium,
            C   G F G
she says "Shark"
C            Em           Am F
  I take her to the planetarium,
           C    G F G
she says "Dark"


[Chorus 1]
C                    Am
  I take her to the seaside
           F                  Ab
where she likes to spin and twirl
           C         Em         F         Ab
You know she says "Sure" and "Cool" and "Yeah"
          F      G     C  G F G   C G F G
She's my Monosyllabic girl


[Verse 2]
C            Em         Am   F
  I take her to the university,
           C   G F G
she says "Huh"
C             Em         Am   F
  I take her to our anniversary,
          C   G F G
she says "One"


[Chorus 2]
C                    Am
  I take her to the jewelry store
         F                    Ab
I said "Diamonds", she said "Pearl"
    C    Em        F       Ab
Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a
 F      G     C
Monosyllabic girl
         C    Em        F       Ab
You know everyone knows I'm in love
        F      G     C   
with a Monosyllabic girl