Starin threw the mess with me on my brain
Standin' in the snow pissin' in the rain
Hangin' on a star and the heels of fame
Clickin' up the dust out the sewer drain

Its time to pour hot wax on a worm
Watching the Styrofoam twist and turn
And a sun beam shinin' threw the dark
My fingers feel heavy like the hair on a leaf

Anddonkeys are carrin' around my teeth an
In my pockets are lint and soot
Your puttin' me down because I got one foot
Well don't shoot up in the petting zoo

When your masturbate don't use elmer's glue
Boogers pee pee tee tee and doo doo
I can usually (I figure it out)