Havin' oral sex wit the leg of the table
Motors homes just got cable
And the bathroom smells like a dollar bill
Smokin' burnt water and massingil
Run up the tab in the taxi cab
Don't give a crap when the tree branch snaps
3 rusty strings on your guitar
Slicin' at his knees wit a credit card
Pushin' up daises in your Sunday shoes
Sittin' on the porch singin' the blues
Got spaceships landin' on your front lawn
Ugly ducklings turned to a swan
The hamburger dreams in the yellow moon
Skull cap wig is on the spoon
And your wearin' my drawers and actin a fool
And pissin' in your neighbors swimming pool
Don't give a damn about the dirt
Play the violin with out a shirt
Put your foot threw the window in the barn
Naked women settin' off the car alarm
Electric flowers in a solid bubble
Bad ass jacks causin' massive trouble
Big forehead and a broken man
Molestin' cripple in the back of a van
When he gets wet he turns to a car
The worlds smallest man fits in a jar
Spiked alcohol is a dime a dozen
Your had a retard cause your fucked your cousin