When Johnny comes marching home again
Hoorah! hoorah!
When Johnny comes marching home again
Hoorah! hoorah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all come out
And we'll all be glad when
Johnny comes marching home

Johnny got pushed around by commies
Putting everybody down (Let's fight!)
What they really want's a fight
Lets go in there with all our might

Let's bring some shit and call their bluff
and we're not backing down (Let's fight!)
Cuz commies start your fucking war
I guess this is what we registered for
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

They'll tell you
War is hell son, but it's not so bad
There's booze and drugs and women and lots of spoils to be had
Just keep your ass low
And you'll be okay
Stories you can tell for the rest of your days

First ones over to the infantry lines
First ones blown to pieces by a well placed mine
Crawling on your stomach at the front of the war
Now do you know what you registered for?
Now do you know what you registered for?
Now do you know what you registered for?

Johnny got pushed around by commies
Putting everybody down (Let's fight!)
What they really want's a fight
Lets go in there with all our might

Let's bring some shit and call their bluff
and we're not backing down (Let's fight!)
Cuz commies start your fucking war
I guess this is what I registered for
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!