Dm                           F
I'm wearin' sulfur perfume don't I smell nice
C                                     Bb
you come sniffin' round just like you own the joint
              Dm                                    F
you know it's rude to point, don't make me tell you twice

        C
Well, I like the way you walk
             C7
that's why I left my door unlocked
           Dm
I must be goin' off half-cocked
            F
I sometimes do


Dm                  G           Dm               G
well you think i'ts funny but I know it aint no joke
        Dm              G                      C              F
there's nothin' left to read in here, there's nothin' left to smoke
Dm         G                Dm           G
before the band kicks in to get a better start
F                                   C
well, I'll stomp a mudhole in your heart

[Verse]

C                                    Bb
Poured whisky in my Slurpee swear to God, you got me drunk
                 Dm                                F
now I'm thinkin' that I'm sunk and I can't swim
C               Bb
well I'm drownin' in the backseat of a '61 Bel Air
Dm                              F
I got a mouthful of your hair, a handful of skin

C
well, I aint suffocatin'
C7
I'm just sick and tired of waitin'
Dm
stop this pointless hesistatin'
F
and pull me in

Dm                  G           Dm               G
There's an awful lot of stars out here, an awful lot of sky
        Dm              G                      C              F
I'm turnin' on the radio, they're playin' Let it Ride
Dm                  G           Dm               G
before the band kicks in to get a better start
F                       C
well, I'll stomp a mudhole in your heart

[Solo]

[Verse]

C
We could cruise the lake like psychos
C7
scare the kids on motorcycles
Dm                              F
there aint nothin' I would rather do
Dm                  G           Dm               G
Well it's 3-D for the t.v., and it's empty on the street
Dm              G                      C              F
If it weren't for me and you, the avenue'd be incomplete
Dm                  G           Dm               G
And I should say this 'fore this whole thing even starts
F                       C
well, I'll stomp a mudhole in your heart
F                       C
well, I'll stomp a mudhole in your heart
F                           C
well, I'll stomp a mudhole in your