I Write Sins Not Tragedies

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Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
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and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
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"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
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"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

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Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
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Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
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Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
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Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne

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I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

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Poise and rationality
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Again...

Am               F/C              Dm           G      Am
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

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Poise and rationality
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Again...