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[Verse 1]

Am
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
       D7                                             F
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
  D7                                             F
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."


[Chorus]

Am                   Dm                        F      G                 Am
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Dm                   F                               G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am             Dm                       F       G                 Am  
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Dm                    F              G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...


[Verse 2]

Am                                                                                   D7
   Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
                         F
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
Am                                                                                    D7
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
                                  F
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne


[Instrumental]

Fmaj7   G   Fmaj7   Dm


[Chorus]

Am                   Dm                        F      G                 Am
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Dm                   F                               G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am             Dm                       F       G                 Am  
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am            Dm                    F                              Am        Dm        F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
 Am F G
Again......


[Chorus]

Am                   Dm                        F      G                 Am
I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
              Dm                   F                               G
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
Am             Dm                       F       G                 Am  
I'd chime in, "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am            Dm                    F                              Am        Dm        F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
 Am F G
Again......