Intro
Shown once, repeat until verse. Pat plays a full
E instead of a 5th while hammering, but my
fingers can't do that easily. This is also used
during the "Hey Hey Hey, Ho Ho Ho..." part.

   A             E
E|-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------|
D|--2h4----2h4-----------------------|
A|--0------0------2----2h4-----------|
E|----------------h4-----------------|

I think he uses that D on the B string, but it's
hard to tell if he's muting or not on those high
presence Alvarez guitars.

A                    D         A          D       A
E|-----------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------3----3---------------3----3-----|
G|---------------------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4---|
D|-2h4--2h4--2h4--2h4--0----0----2h4--2h4---0----0-----|
A|-0----0----0----0--------------0----0----------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------|

               E             A
E|---------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------|
D|--2h4--2h4--------------2h4--2h4--2h4--2h4---|
A|--0-----0------2---2h4--0----0----0----0-----|
E|---------------0h4-0-------------------------|

Chorus
E         A         E          A         E          A
E|--------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------|
D|----------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4-------------2h4--2h4--|
A|-2---2h4--0----0----2----2h4--0----0-----2----2h4--0----0-----|
E|-0h4-0--------------0h4--0---------------0h4--0---------------|

  F#     D     E
  If I had a fork....
E|--2------2-----0---------|
B|--3------3-----0---------|
G|--2------2-----1--h2--1--|
D|--4------0-----2---------|
A|--4------------2---------|
E|--2------------0---------|

Repeat the F#, D and E then into the intro for
"hey hey hey, ho ho ho..."

Solo
D    A                  D    A
E|-2---0------------------2----0---------------------------------------|
B|-3---2------------------3----2---------------------------------------|
G|-2---2------------------2----2---------------------------------------|
D|-----2---------2-------------2----2h4--2--0h2--0---------------------|
A|-----0-----0-/4-4-2--0-------0--------------------4h5--4--2h4--2--0--|
E|--------0h2----------------------------------------------------------|

  D    A            D   A   E
E|--2----0------------2---0---0---|
B|--3----2-----10-----3---2---0---|
G|--2----2-----11-----2---2---1---|
D|--0----2----12------0| --2---2---|
A|-------0----------------0---2---|
E|--------------------------------|

Slide the last E up, then back to the intro. I
didn't put strumming patterns in because well, I'm
just too lazy, and if you don't have rhythm, a
strumming pattern won't help;-) I hope this is of
some use to someone out there.   Go to the officiial Pat McCurdy website 
foreverything u need to know about this funny song writer!