Quarter 'round 10, the first text comes in
Already paid her tab, 'bout to bail out on her friends
Ten minutes from the house, says she'll be there in five
So I mix up a little catch-me-up and wait in that porch light

She'll be comin' 'round that mountain, she'll be comin' in on fire
Halfway through the holler, I'll be hearing Whiskey Myers
She'll be walking through the screen door with the one thing on her mind
Leave the good girl on that front porch and her halo in the drive
Hold on, better hold on tight
When she's coming 'round the mountain
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain on fire
Yeah, on fire
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain on fire

I hope all 8x10s and 2x4s are fastened
She's 'bout to take a wrecking ball to me in this cabin
Can tell by how she's talkin' she's already lit the matches
And I'm bracing myself for what's about to happen

She'll be comin' 'round that mountain, she'll be comin' in on fire
Halfway through the holler, I'll be hearing Whiskey Myers
She'll be walking through the screen door with the one thing on her mind
Leave the good girl on that front porch and her halo in the drive
Hold on, better hold on tight
When she's coming 'round the mountain
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain on fire
Yeah, on fire
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain on fire

On fire

She'll be comin' 'round that mountain, she'll be comin' in on fire
Halfway through the holler, I'll be hearing Whiskey Myers
She'll be walking through the screen door with the one thing on her mind
Leave the good girl on that front porch and her halo in the drive
Hold on, better hold on tight
When she's coming 'round the mountain
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain on fire
Yeah, on fire
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain
She'll be comin' 'round that mountain on fire
Yeah, on fire