God Is a Freak

C        G     Dm  F
Freak, freak, freak

C                    G               Dm
I heard my dad pray over a football game
                         F
Guess God had time that day
C                      G          Dm
Is there a shortlist order of importance
                     F
Or is it just luck based?

         C
Listen, I'm just confused with
     G
The work that he's doing

    Dm                     F
And I mean this respectfully

                    C
God is a bit of a freak

Why's he watching me getting

  G
Railed on the couch

Staying pure for a wedding?

 Dm                        F
He's got fucked up priorities

                    C
God is a bit of a freak

Like what's the fixation
 G
On hating the way he creates?

    Dm                      F
So why would I spend my eternity
                       C
With God when he's a freak?

Why's he watching me getting

  G
Railed on the couch

Staying pure for a wedding?

 Dm                     F
He's got fucked up priorities
                    C
God is a bit of a freak

Like what's the fixation
 G
On hating the way he creates?

    Dm                        F
So why would I spend my eternity

With God when he's a freak?

 C
Under the covers
 G                      Dm
Watching some cheerleaders
                    F
I'm his biggest concern
 C
Don't worry about it
 G                       Dm
Kids that've sinned get sick
                 F
Enjoy your red carpet

         C
Listen, I'm just confused with
     G
The work that he's doing
    Dm                   F
And I mean this respectfully

                    C
God is a bit of a freak

Why's he watching me getting
  G
Railed on the couch

Staying pure for a wedding?

 Dm                        F
He's got fucked up priorities
                    C
God is a bit of a freak

Like what's the fixation
 G
On hating the way he creates?
    Dm                      F
So why would I spend my eternity
                       C
With God when he's a freak?


Why's he watching me getting
  G
Railed on the couch

Staying pure for a wedding?

 Dm                     F
He's got fucked up priorities
                    C
God is a bit of a freak

Like what's the fixation
 G
On hating the way he creates?
    Dm                        F
So why would I spend my eternity

With God when he's a freak?

C                      G
And the church choir's in session
  Dm                      F
Hello, God, here's my confession
  C              G
Sorry, I'm not quite anointed
  Dm                            F
Weird you're acting like my boyfriend

 C
Freak

Why's he watching me getting
  G
Railed on the couch

Staying pure for a wedding?
 Dm                        F
He's got fucked up priorities
                    C
God is a bit of a freak

Like what's the fixation
 G
On hating the way he creates?
    Dm                      F
So why would I spend my eternity
                       C
With God when he's a freak?