Dropped-D tuning (DADGBE)

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 G1   Various talking...                           repeat as neccessary       


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 G1 See you merry christmas          no cheap ones                            

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 G1      Happy                                                                

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 G1       Happiness         is good                 yes we like that          

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 G1    Happy happy happy happy happy happiness   is   good                    

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 G1     Think the slayer tour is out or what? slayer tour is not out          

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  More humorous talking... =)