The World Is Ending Sorta

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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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He's got a carcass in the basement
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And it's high time he found a replacement
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It'll be just like a first date, but better
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Its the farthest that he's been from
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A careful process for a quick completion
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'Cause the bomb's just a couple clicks from his suburb

[Chorus]
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So buy a ride on the H train to your destiny
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Take a ride, an express lane to your doom

[Verse 2]
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You know you lot are all lying with Satan
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And in an hour you'll be begging him
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"Please, gimme a minute of relief from the suffering"
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But he'll only turn the fire up
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And do it with the greatest of ease
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And Saint Peter will be laughing in heaven
A million miles gone from you and your screams
And I'll be sitting at the feet of the father
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Bring the bomb and my salvation
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Time for all of this to tear from the seams

[Verse 3]
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At 3 am out on my front yard
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Singing stupid love songs on a heart shaped guitar
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And I don't wanna hear it, 'cause I don't even care
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The police are on their way so just stay right there

[Outro]
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So walk along with your tears in your eyes
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All the birds and the flies have a chance of salvation
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Walk along with your fears and your cries
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Realize that we're all gonna die, it's just a matter of patience
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Walk along with your tears in your eyes,
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and realize that it's not too late to repent and go to heaven
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Walk along with your eyes to the ground, but I'm around -
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So have a seat and give me your first and last confession
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F you