Am                    D
Are you really gonna save the world like that?
              G
With your tits half out on Instagram?
        Am                          D
I mean, yeah, motherfucker that was always the plan
N.C.
I'm gonna wear this shit to congress, man


[Chorus]
So,
C          G
Hop off my dick
           D                           Em
Your Nixon smile makes me fucking sick
              Am
You should be just as wrecked as I am
                   C                    D
I'm pretty fucking angry that you're not


         C
And when thots and animals
G
Storm the capital
       D                Em
You'll watch c-span for fun
              C
'Cause it's a fucking drag
         G
And it's crazy sad
           D                      Em
But you'll do what's gotta be done


[Verse]
Am
Life and liberty
D
Sometimes property
    G                    Em
The right to try to feel good
             Am
Her heart is pure
                D
The math checks out
                   G D Em
So what's the move?

              C                      D                G
How could you do this when I learned my rights from you?