Am C                          F
    I don't like you T-Series
Em G
    Nothing personal, kid
Am        C               F
    But I must go all out
Em                G
    Just this once

[Verse]
  Am           C                    F
  Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be?
          Em             G
  Sit the fuck down T-Series I'm here to spill the real tea (uh)
Am                   C                      F
  You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one
          Em               G
  But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won
           Am                            C                     F
  When I'm through with you, we're gonna be completely fuckin' done
            Em               G
  'Cause we only just begun, I review you *clap clap*
                   Am
  Zero, bye bitch, gone
             C                 F               Em
  So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some drama
        G
  Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna

[Chorus]
  Am          C           F
  Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
  Em                     G
  T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
  Am          C           F
  Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
  Em               G
  Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
  Am          C           F
  Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
  Em                     G
  T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
  Am          C           F
  Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
  Em             G
  T-Series just wet themselves in their pajama

[Verse]
     Am                   C                 F
  So who the hell is Bob, and why you wanna kiss him? (ew)
  Em                       G
  I'm a blue eyes white dragon, while you're just dark magician (oof)
  Am                     C                  F
  You got a fifth of the population in your nation but
  Em                      G
  I got nine-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation (oops)
  Am                   C                     F
  Motu Patlu, what the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
       Em                           G
  Your language sounds like it came from a mumble rap community
  Am              C           F
  No papa, no papa, yes papa, Johnny
      Em                     G
  Now down all of this sugar and let's throw this fucking party with some—

[Chorus]
  Am          C           F
  Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
  Em               G
  Look at T-Series they just crying for their momma
  Am          C           F
  Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
  Em                     G
  T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna
  Am          C           F
  Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
  Em               G
  Look at T-Series they just wetting their pajama
  Am          C           F
  Bitch lasagna, bitch lasagna
  Em                     G
  T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch, lasagna

[Outro]
  Am        C     F       Em              G
  You got a population of one point three two billion
      Am          C          F       Em       G
  But most your videos can't seem to hit even a million
  N.C.
  Sub-bot!