Weeaboo Song

A     F#m     E     Dmaj7

(These chords apply to the entire song as well)

[Verses]

A                          F#m
 Konnichiwa Senpai, please notice me
        E                     Dmaj7
I watch Asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo
A                                    F#m
 I live in my mom's house, I'm like thirty-two
          E                                    Dmaj7
I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I'm a weeaboo
A                                          F#m                                  E
 Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but I will always be one step ahead of you,

                     Dmaj7
Because I read the manga
(Your such a fucking pleb, are you even japanese bro?)

A
 I haven't showered in like sixteen weeks,
F#m                                      E
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me,

Cus' all of a sudden,
  Dmaj7
I think I'm japanese


[Chorus]

          A
Yes I'm a weeaboo,
          F#m
yes I'm a weeaboo,
          E
yes I'm a weeaboo,
          Dmaj7
yes I'm a weeaboo,
         A
A filthy weeaboo,
(Naruto is so overrated)
        F#m
a dirty weeaboo,
(You wanna see my katana collection?)
          E
a fucking weeaboo,
(I'm learning japanese on Rosetta Stone)
             Dmaj7
a disgusting weeaboo
(So I'm basically like, Japanese now)


[Verses]

A
 I live in my computer desk,
    F#m
and argue with teenagers on the internet,
E
about atheism,
    Dmaj7
and how Japan is superior to other countries
A
 I learned a bit of Japanese,
    F#m                                                E
and now I'm qualified to be a part of their community,
                      Dmaj7
so I made my avatar a kawaii waifu


[Chorus]

          A
Yes I'm a weeaboo,
          F#m
yes I'm a weeaboo,
          E
yes I'm a weeaboo,
          Dmaj7
yes I'm a weeaboo,
         A
A filthy weeaboo,
(Duh, everybody wears kimonos)
        F#m
a dirty weeaboo,
(Ninjas are still real okay?)
          E
a fucking weeaboo,
(Uh, Konnichiwa!)
             Dmaj7
a disgusting weeaboo
(Domo Arigato!)